The year was 1985, and the Chicago Bears – football’s flamboyant rock stars – were tearing up the field (in a good way). High on confidence and swagger, team members opted to record a hip-hop tune – and subsequent music video – under the moniker ‘The Shufflin’ Crew.’ The song was titled The Super Bowl Shuffle (click on the link and watch, I beseech you), and at the time I thought it was genius (I was 13). Now I do not. Turns out it’s an auditory and visual abomination to the gridiron gods. Here are ten reasons why…
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